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I'm standing in the freezing sea at dawn collecting hotel keycards like trophies. Mornings hate me, but I keep showing up anyway in Cardiff.

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Wake up at six to hit the gym, spend evenings glued to true crime podcasts, and yes, I tattoo myself badly. Cardiff's messiest creator right here.

I'm learning bass terribly, constantly losing hair ties, and somehow still making it work in Cardiff. Stick around for the disaster.

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Cardiff mornings hate me, I'm always ten minutes late, and my apartment hears me talking to myself. Welcome to my beautifully chaotic content.

You're here for the real stuff, aren't you? My greyhound rescue and I live between true crime podcasts and pasta dinners. Based in Cardiff and Coventry, always listening, always cooking the same thing.

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