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I laugh at myself constantly for losing hair ties while playing Valorant terribly and spinning records that deserve better listeners than me.

Keep my life in a paper diary because I lose everything else, especially those little hair ties I'm always buying. Bergen-based, organized chaos enthusiast.

Ten minutes late with a hotel keycard I found and a hair tie I'll lose tomorrow. Daily rituals of someone who collects small chaos.

Used to steam milk for strangers, now I collect keycards from everywhere. Always cold, always hoodie, always something private to show you.

Iced coffee at two am. Vinyl spinning, hot sauce on everything, caught between Bergen mornings and Brasov nights in my own messy reality.

Bergen raised me reading two books a week in the dark watching horror alone, collecting keycards like proof I existed somewhere else.

By day I'm making lattes. By night I'm lighting candles I never burn while dying in Valorant. Former barista, current mess between Romania and Norway.

Candles I never light, jewellery I make myself, candles I buy again anyway. That's the pattern of someone beautifully stuck in her own loop.

I hate mornings so much I built my life around avoiding them. Also I have three cats judging my choices. Join us.

Steaming shower running while I lose another hair tie. That's my mornings. This page is where I exist when I finally leave the bathroom.