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I'd say I'm obsessed with my phone, but honestly I'm just learning Italian on an app while growing tomatoes on my balcony and making jewellery.

I keep buying candles and plants I forget to water while staying freezing in my hoodie. Self-aware chaos is my brand.

By noon I'm generous with hot sauce and cats. By night I'm ten minutes late with my three companions, drenched in chaos.

Want to know what keeps me up at night? Perfecting my skincare routine, badly tattooing myself, and fluent Italian dreams from my app.

Why am I always exactly ten minutes late? Because I'm making jewellery and collecting vinyl records instead. Here's what that life looks like.

Watch me fail at parking and Valorant while perfecting my pasta recipe. Guadalajara's worst driver, most honest creator.

Iced coffee at 2am while my balcony tomatoes grow. Hoodies year-round. What happens inside is worth discovering.

Hot sauce on everything. Night shifts fuel my ocean swims year-round in Guadalajara, where real life happens between work and waves.

I've memorized every terrible line of that one bad movie. My neglected plant and year-round ocean swims define me better than words ever could.

Six am gym, hoodie permanently attached, singing in my car. That's the Guadalajara rhythm I live by daily.