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Collect candles I never light, forget to water plants constantly, obsess over skincare routines that somehow never quite work perfectly anyway.

Skincare obsession, endless shower time, horror films watched solo in the dark. My interests circle endlessly through these three things always.

Want to know what I'm really about? I run 5k every morning, collect vinyl obsessively, and spend nights deep in true crime podcasts. Welcome to my Copenhagen and Kyiv life.

I'd describe myself as someone who sings terribly in cars while losing hair ties and can't park without humiliation, still showing up.

By day I'm running 5k and singing badly in my car. By night I'm playing Valorant terribly and living my best life between Denmark and Ukraine.

You're always ten minutes behind schedule too, right? Learning bass, perpetually cold, always hoodie-wrapped while navigating Copenhagen's chaotic energy.

Sitting alone watching horror films at midnight is my thing. I collect vinyl records and play Valorant badly, living between Copenhagen and Kyiv.

I drink iced coffee at 2am, can only make pasta, and give myself terrible tattoos badly because cooking and precision aren't exactly my strengths.

Stress baking, bad Valorant matches, horror films alone at night. That's what you're getting here between Copenhagen and Kyiv.

Copenhagen to sea year-round swimming and growing tomatoes on my balcony while somehow maintaining this delicate balance between nature and chaos.