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Cooking anything beyond pasta usually ends badly, but my 6am gym sessions never disappoint. Now I play Valorant just as terribly. Welcome to my chaos.

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Copenhagen born, perpetually cold in my hoodie, growing tomatoes that somehow survive. My vinyl collection tells stories my content will too. Nordic blonde, country heart.

I'd joke about my 2am iced coffee habit, but I'm not joking. Hot sauce on everything, studying part-time, living like I'm still in my twenties somehow.

Copenhagen cafés inspire most days. My fridge magnet collection grows while I shape clay and watch horror films alone in the dark. Nordic, genuine, slightly strange.

At 2am I'm sipping iced coffee and scrolling. Here I share the side of me beyond the obvious, between bass lessons and my questionable DIY tattoo phase.

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By day I write in my paper diary and stack vinyl records. By night I'm here making jewellery and living entirely differently than expected.

I'm terrible at tattooing myself but do it anyway. Six-am gym sessions and awful car singing fuel my life. My self-deprecation is basically a personality trait at this point.