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They say I'm a terrible tattoo artist doing my own work, ex-barista with a rescue greyhound. Maybe that's the whole story right there, honestly beautiful.

Bookworm, former barista, night shift survivor. My life is coffee-fueled chaos and I'm documenting every contradictory second of it here.

You work night shifts too? Then you know how podcasts about crime become obsessions and cold ocean water feels like home year-round.

Fridge magnets, morning groans, and one hilariously bad movie I've seen a hundred times. Come see what's really going on behind closed doors.

Create pottery on weekends, put hot sauce on everything, and recently rescued a gentle greyhound who's teaching me about patience and presence.

Ever wonder what happens at 5am? I'm running kilometers while everyone sleeps, night shift grind, falling asleep to TV. Edmonton and Gold Coast captured through exhausted eyes.

Five kilometers every morning before Edmonton wakes up, singing horribly in my car, sharing life with my rescued greyhound. Gold Coast dreams and routine reality mixed.

Inside these pages: paper diary confessions, car singalongs, and one very old dog who changed everything. Edmonton and Gold Coast chapters written together here.

Every evening I fall into my routine reciting lines from that terrible movie, comforting my rescued greyhound, stress-baking when life gets heavy.

I've got a fridge magnet addiction and permanent residency in oversized hoodies that I refuse to acknowledge as a problem. Edmonton and Gold Coast's coldest creator, always bundled.