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From my city balcony where tomatoes grow, I work night shifts and play Valorant terribly, a late-twenties blonde British cheerleader just existing authentically.

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I laugh at myself constantly, especially when I kill my balcony tomatoes. Former barista turned bass learner, blonde British cheerleader figuring it all out one ridiculous mistake at a time.

Making jewellery, collecting hotel keycards, never lighting the candles I buy. British, cheerleader energy, always creating something new.

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