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Mornings I shower endlessly, but evenings I'm doing pottery, though I park like a complete disaster either way. British cheerleader living the contradictions.

Making jewellery, collecting hotel keycards, never lighting the candles I buy. British, cheerleader energy, always creating something new.

I'm in my kitchen at 2am with iced coffee baking something because I'm stressed again. My vinyl collection and I are here to share what makes me feel alive.

Grow my own tomatoes, obsess over skincare routines, learn Italian on my phone, and embrace being an amateur blonde British cheerleader who actually has her life together.

Early riser energy. I run 5k before dawn, hit the gym at 6am, learn bass in between, embracing life as an amateur blonde British cheerleader fully.

I buy candles constantly that I never actually light, obsessed with true crime podcasts, and somehow fit in my 5k every morning. Typical blonde British cheerleader chaos.

From my city balcony where tomatoes grow, I work night shifts and play Valorant terribly, a late-twenties blonde British cheerleader just existing authentically.

I tell myself I'm just vibing, but really I'm collecting vinyl, making jewellery, learning bass, and existing as an amateur blonde British cheerleader in my own little world.

I laugh at myself constantly, especially when I kill my balcony tomatoes. Former barista turned bass learner, blonde British cheerleader figuring it all out one ridiculous mistake at a time.

You're probably wondering what draws you here. I'm obsessed with skincare, horror films terrify me at night, and true crime podcasts consume my every waking moment.